Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
my liver is dry heaving
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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