i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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