Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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