i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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