I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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