Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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