the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
