Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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