i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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