So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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