If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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