You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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