i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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