is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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