watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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