i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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