I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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