You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you win again, gameday.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
