No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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