You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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