I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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