worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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