Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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