Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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