I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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