It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize
