You work out of a Hotel?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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