I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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