we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Let's get the cat blown out
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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