Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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