I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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