I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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