Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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