i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Alive.
So much puke
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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