I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We need to get me chipped asap
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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