ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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