She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
