Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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