If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Alive.
So much puke
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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