Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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