Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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