he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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