I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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