all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize