we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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