are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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