Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
MIDGETS
????
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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