just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize