I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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