If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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