So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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