Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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