It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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