She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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